A Happy And Healthy New Year From CP

I truly wish all readers of this blog a Very Happy and Healthy New Year. Hopefully in the new year my American readers will all receive our (now belated) Fitzmas Gifts, an Official Censure (OR do I dare say it IMPEACHMENT) of King George and the rest of his neocon cabal, and re-gain control of one or both Houses of Congress. To my fellow Canadians who peruse these rantings of mine, I wish as always that the coming election will bring us an NDP Government. Of course, I know this is about as realistic as, well, the Impeachment I hope for in the U.S. So if the NDP can't form the Government, I hope and pray for another minority Liberal Parliament with increased NDP seats holding the balance of power. Although the Federal Liberal Party is badly tainted by corruption,just the thought of an incompetent minority (or heaven forbid majority) Conservative Government absolutely sickens me. Therefore, I will hold my nose and go with the Libs. In the meantime while were all waiting with baited breath for these things, perhaps you can follow some of these traditions to bring you a special new year: At the stroke of midnight hour, kiss your spouse or life partner to ensure that romance will favor your relations for next twelve months. The failure to observe this practice means the year may be full of icy stares and cold feelings. George Washington started the custom of 'open house', a party where anybody could come in and enjoy on New Year's Day. Good Luck foods on New Year include anything in shape of a ring or full circle as a symbol of complete life cycle. Dutch ate doughnuts and pretzels for the purpose. Legumes with ham is said to bring in luck and prosperity in many parts of US. Cabbage leaves are said to bring in paper currency while rice is also considered to be a lucky food on New Year's Day. First footing is a very popular tradition. It is said that Lady Luck likes a handsome, tall, dark-haired man for escort to step inside the home or the macho man who rides his way to your doorstep in horseback. So, the first person to step inside your home after midnight should be either of the two mentioned above. Others including blondes, redheads and women have to wait until such a person crosses the threshold of your home. To make it easier, people often make such a person stand just outside the home for an hour before midnight (known as the witching hour) and just as the clock strikes twelve, the person puts his steps inside the home and be the first visitor. The visitor should have a present in hand too, preferably a silver or gold coin to denote wealth coming inside the home throughout the year. Lonely people can ensure that something comes in their home at stroke of midnight by placing something in the basket just outside their door and attach a long string to it. Open the door at midnight and pull the thing over with the help of the string, without crossing the threshold. Open all doors and windows before midnight so Old Year can steal away from your home easily before the New Year steps in. People prepare dishes and put beans and black-eyed peas in it. In the New Year Feast, the person who gets them while dining is supposed to be the luckiest person at the table who will be the ward of Lady Luck and Lady Fortune throughout the year. The tradition originated in southern US. Seriously my friends, have a Safe and Happy New Year, live well and as always, watch your back.