Christmas Deathmatch 2005

How about a little humor to break the constant and depressing revelations of what the Bush Crime Family have been doing behind everyone's back. I'm sure if any cable media are interested, it would definitely be shown on Fox News and the match would be moderated by O'Rielly and Gibson. The is a post from my guest blogger and friend Sylvana who is the blogmaster of her own site Syllogism. VS. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! In a match-up that can only be described as Biblical! Santa Clausvs Jesus Christ! A one-time only event that no one should miss! Bring your friends, bring your kids. This is the event of the millennia! Once and for all the ruler December 25th will be decided! The Bad Boy of Bethlehem! The persecuted lord of mankind! Jesus Christ! and his twelve original apostles: PETER! PHILIP! ANDREW! BARTHOLOMEW! JAMES THE OLDER! JAMES THE YOUNGER! SIMON THE ZEALOT! MATTHEW! THADDEUS! JOHN! THOMAS! and - JUDIAS THE TRAITOR!! Will match up against... The Vanilla Gorilla! The Pagan giving saint of the winter soltice! Santa Claus! along with his nine tiny but deadly reindeer: DASHER! DANCER! PRANCER! VIXEN! COMET! CUPID! DONDER! BLITZEN! And even - RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER HIMSELF! In a no holds barred battle that will leave only one standing!! There can be only one King of Christmas! This match up is sure to sell out quickly so get your tickets NOW!! The images for this faux-ad were obtained from www.worth1000.com (Santa) and www.gabbahead.com (Jesus)