Look Out !!!!!! Time For Another Terror Alert

Well let's see now. George Bush's approval ratings are in the tank (the worst approval ratings in history for any president at this time in there second term). His social security plan is being bashed even by his usual strongest supporters. The Senate has John Cornyn (R-TX) who is under attack for making excuses for the violence towards judges and their families. The House has majority leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) bogged down under scandal after scandal. Yup time to distract the American people. Oh that's right they did that already (the Terri Schiavo fiasco). Whoops made a mistake on that one since over 80% of the people think the government had no business in the debate whatsoever. At least for the next week we have the pope's death to distract the people and keep the press occupied what with the funeral and the endless speculation on who the next pope will be. So that takes us into next week (maybe even longer if we have the papal election watch dominating the media 24-7. But oh no!!! Then what? Nothing to distract. Karl oh Karl what do we do now? Well I guess it''s that time again. Raise the terror alert.