Blabberin' Bullshit Bob Transcript

Via Wonkette ED HENRY: katherine harris went onto the house of representatives. now she wants to move over to the united states senate. today she got the news that the speaker of the florida house won't challenge her for the republican nomination. she is blaming unnamed newspapers for tarnishing her image by doctoring her makeup with photo shop. that computer program. bob, have you been investigating this story? BOB NOVAK: no, but i've had the same experience that she did. a lot of my trouble in the world is they've doctored my makeup and the colorrized me in a lot of newspapers on my picture. i sympathize with her. HENRY: who did it? NOVAK: i can't tell you. JAMES CARVILL: yeah, the two happiest people in america today about this decision is bill nelson and jay leno. i mean -- HENRY: bill nelson the democratic senator. CARVILLE: and jay leno. they're going to go nuts over this. they're messing with my makeup. you don't know who it is. i mean, let's say this. she's going to be good for the humor circuit and the speech circuit. she's good for a lot. i think that nelson, it's no secret the white house wanted the speaker to run. i suspect the nelson people are feeling pretty good here today. NOVAK: a couple of points here. the first place, don't be too sure she's going to lose. all the establishment's against her. i've seen these republican -- anti-establishment candidates do pretty well. ronald reagan, i guarantee you the establishment wasn't for him. we just elected a senator from oklahoma, senator tom cole bert, everybody in the establishment was against him. she might get elected. [CROSS TALK] NOVAK: let me finish what i'm going to say, james. i know you hate to hear me CARVILLE: he's got to show she is right wingers he's got backbone. show them you're tough. NOVAK: i think that's bull [didn't know automatic transcribers censored themselves!] and i hate that. just let it go. So that's the story poor Bob was upset about his makeup being doctored........Oh I get it, he is really Ann Coulter out of drag!!! UPDATE..... Novak Suspended By CNN AP is reporting that CNN has issued a statement appologizing for Novak's behavior and suspended him indefinitely. MORE.....