King George Passes Physical - Maybe

The Washington Post is reporting President Bush was pronounced "fit for duty" after an annual checkup Saturday that showed that the 59-year-old commander in chief, an avid mountain bike rider, has lost 8 pounds since his last physical exam in December. Fit for what duty? We all know his tongue is fine, God knows we here enough lies to know that much without a Dr. reporting it. I'll tell you one thing though. They obviously didn't do a brain scan probably because they forgot to give him an enema. Just as well I guess. As they say, "Move on ... nothing there to see".