Give George Training Wheels For His Birthday

Bush Involved in Bike Crash in Scotland President Bush collided with a local police officer and fell during a bike ride on the grounds of the Gleneagles golf resort while attending a meeting of world leaders Wednesday. Bush suffered "mild to moderate" scrapes on his hands and arms that required bandages by the White House physician, said White House spokesman Scott McClellan. The accident occurred on asphalt, McClellan said. It was raining lightly at the time, and Bush was wearing a helmet. Does this goofball even have a clue? I swear this man has no sense at all. He decides to take a bike ride in the rain. With his ego, he probably thought the rain would stop just for him. The funniest part of all this is the fact he was wearing a helmet. What the hell for? If he landed on his friggin head it's for sure nothing would be damaged. And to top things off this isn't the first time A year ago, Bush was cut and bruised when he sailed over the handlebars while riding a mountain bike at his Texas ranch. In 2003, he tried out a Segway, the standup, motorized scooter at the family's seaside estate in Maine. It went down on his first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine. Undeterred, he got on again and cruised around the driveway with his father. I feel sorry for the police officer, being injured because some idiot who thinks the world revolves around him didn't think about the consequences of riding a bike on a wet and slippery surface. Chimpy's lack of intelligence never ceases to amaze me. What a loser!!!