Extreme Right Wing Sex Life Includes Animal Sex

Well I have had my morning laugh, and I just had to share it with you. This comes to us via News Hounds and involves an interview with anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. During the interview, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex. Here is an exerpt from the interview and the answer provided to Holmes' question that gave me my good (and possibly best) laugh of the day: At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it." "Is it true?" Colmes asked. "Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..." AC: "You had sex with animals?" NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule." AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so." NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?" AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?" NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..." Oh well, whatever turns your crank I guess. For the complete transcript and a good laugh, visit News Hounds .