Lovely Lady Causes Technical Difficulties

I appologize for the lack of posting the past few days, actually since Friday. No it wasn't the computer that was out of order, it was the computer owner. I made a little side trip to the friendly Doctor on Friday morning for just a routine check-up.....well that's what I thought. Instead the lovely lady said "oh by the way it's flu shot time. Ok I said shoot me up madam. That was all well and good. I knew I might have some minor side effects since I have had them before. Just the usual low grade fever and slightly sore arm. Well she left the room for a few minutes, and when she returned what do I see but TWO syringes. Ummmmmmm hey there doc I say, "you're really an attactive young lady and I admire you greatly but what's with the TWO syringes, "Oh" she says "I think you should be given a pneumonia anti-body also. Well since I am the epitome of a northern Canadian gentleman, I am not one to say no to a lovely lady. OK Doc, go ahead. One in each arm. Well kids I gotta tell ya. I SO DO NOT HAVE A HIGH PAIN TOLERANCE, and come Friday night around 5:30 p.m. I started to feel achey, feverish, and both arms felt like they weighed a ton. I took some Tylenol and laid down "for a few minutes" and woke up at 9 a.m. Saturday. The feverishness had passed, only to be replaced by constant nausea and my arms were totally USELESS. Just moving them the slightest in any way made me want to scream like the worst and loudest banchee that ever roamed the earth. So I spent the entire weekend doped up on pain meds and and today I am finally able to eat some light food and move my arms enough to start reeking havoc on my favorite enemies........The Bush Crime Family and all their little toadies. So it is time to surf around to all my favorite progressive blogs and news sites and see what I have missed out on. Then, look out - I have a whole lotta sarcasm and bite that built up while I was under the weather that just much be let out. See you all soon. Oh BTW just a word of caution if an attractive female Doctor whith all the right moves and a soft sexy voice comes near you with a syringe in her had RUNNNNNN!!!!!!