Housewives In The Crosshairs

Look out Bree, Lynette, and Gabrielle!! Run for cover Edie and Susan!!! Run away from home Julie, and it sure is a good thing you left this world Mary Alice (even if it was by your own hand). Why? Because the Wysteria Lane neighborhood has been declared a bastion of prostitution, adult-teen sexual relations, infidelity, deception, seduction, adultery, promiscuity [and] sadomasochism. That's right ladies you are all going to hell in a handbasket.......and so are your admirers. Well the American Family Association founder and chairman Don Wildmon thinks so at least. According to Agape Press Donny Boy is coming after you and your sponsors now. Along with the help of OneMillionMoms. (I don't believe I am even writing about this!) It seems they have already conviced one sponsor, Mary Kay Cosmetics to withdraw sponsorship. Says Wildmon "Mary Kay's philosophy -- 'God first, family second, and career third' -- is what has drawn countless women to the company in the first place," he said. "We are happy to see Mary Kay disassociate itself from such a wretched show." Give me a friggin' break! It's a damn TV program. A comedic farce you fools.......GEEEEEESH! You have a hitleresque puppet in the White House creating policies that hurt average Americans daily, conducting an illegal war and occupation in Iraq that has caused thousands of deaths of not only innocent Iraqi's but your own young men and women also. You have an administration that condones the weakening of the country's national security by outing an undercover CIA operative, (because your mad at her husband for being honest) that may also have caused deaths but we definitely know has weakened the security of the country. And all you "supposedly" concerned moms and "so-called" christians can do is worry about what someone else is watching on their TV. Change the damn channel! Or is that to simple for you morons. There are serious issues being caused by this bunch of fascists occupying the government. Protest against that in the name of your God and mine. Do something useful with your own lives for once instead of insinuating yourselves in ours. Now that I have had my say, I think I will go write a TV drama about prostitute whose teenage daughter is having an affair with the married man next door. Of course his wife frequents S&M clubs when he is working the night shift and if that's not bad enough, he discovers his sister and brother are both gay. Then to really piss you idiots off I will call Ford Motor, GM and Microsoft to be sponsors. But only after I make sure they still have their equal treatment policies in order that include the language saying they can't discriminate due to sexual persuasion. Have a nice life you hypocritical wingnuts.